Sunday, June 29, 2008
Madame Zoltar: What's Up Before It Goes Down
Hello, my faithful fans!
Here's a treat for you. An online Psychic Quiz:
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/psychicquiz.htm
Watch out! It's eerily accurate.
In the week ahead, I see: mosquitoes. Ouch! Lots and lots of mosquitoes. Ow! Time to put on the Off. For those of you who prefer old-fashioned remedies, gasoline will also work. And there's no truth to the rumor that premium is more effective than regular. They both keep everything away.
I also predict that many people will be outdoors enjoying themselves and summer in Racine, so be careful behind the wheel or handlebars of whatever you're driving or pedaling around town. If you must overindulge, set aside the keys. Otherwise, I see jail in your future.
Finally, there will be no end to the turmoil on Racine's streets this week. I can already hear the wail of sirens and the popping of gunpowder at night. I see smoke and people gathering in the streets. Yes, that's right, the 4th of July parade and fireworks are this Friday! That portends a great commotion in the city. I predict crowds of onlookers at both events. There will be much celebrating. And probably a little over-celebrating, too. Have fun, take a minute to think about the founding of our country, and enjoy the three day weekend.
Thank you, friends, for stopping by.
Mme. I am so depressed with the results of my quiz. Alas, it probably is very correct....in all aspects.
ReplyDeleteI wish that your powers of observation would not be correct with the upcoming celebrations and eventual civil unrest, but I fear your prognostication is spot on.
The mosquitoes have already been dining on me. My body looks like it has polka dots. They have been especially wicked to me this season. It will be a very good year for SCJ.
Is that what you call a Pop Quiz? I didn't fair to well either.
ReplyDeleteAnywho, here's a link to a good song done by high school kids.
'Battle Hymn of The Republic'