Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Astrologer Didn't See This One Coming...

Didn't the charts for ANYONE'S sign tell them the ground would shake or something like that?

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

What earthquake? I didn't see anything jiggling...I mean shaking....moving.....

July 29, 2008 at 8:47 PM
kkdither said...

I liked the look in her eyes when she first realized it. Logjam.... tsk, tsk. Leave it to a guy to look 'there' for seismic activity!

July 29, 2008 at 9:50 PM
Anonymous said...

Hmph! I knew the earthquake was going to happen, but I didn't mention it because it isn't local.

As for science, here's their predictive prowess: sometime in the next million years, California is going to fall into the ocean. Well, whoop-dee-doo. You can really set your watch by that one.

July 29, 2008 at 11:27 PM
AvengingAngel said...

I'm sorry, KK, but either it wasn't much of an earthquake, or there is an awful lot of silicon in them there hills.

July 30, 2008 at 7:47 AM
RWWackoStu said...

I wonder what would have happened if it was a 6.8......

July 30, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Anonymous said...

6.8?......Perhaps a costume malfunction incident......

July 30, 2008 at 10:19 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

You guys could be onto something here. Instead of the Richter scale for measuring earthquake magnitudes, you could invent the Jiggle scale. I'm sure that many more people (at least men) would pay atention to earthquake warnings then.

July 30, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Anonymous said...

Orbs,

Good idea. But the problem is guys would be spending all their time waiting for "The Big One".

July 30, 2008 at 6:41 PM
Anonymous said...

AA

I didn't know silicon valley was so deep.

July 30, 2008 at 6:44 PM
kkdither said...

I give up on you guys. Now that I see its importance, I need to figure out a (legal) way to profit from my...um... natural resources.

July 31, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Anonymous said...

Thanks for volunteering KK. If you feel an earthquake coming on, give us a call.

July 31, 2008 at 2:27 PM
Lizardmom said...

kk, who knew we may be able to donate our bodies to science while we're still alive, can that be a tax write off?? I knew these things must be of some use..........oh gosh, I'm really tired....

July 31, 2008 at 3:53 PM

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