Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. (Groucho Marx, "The Cocoanuts", 1929)
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. (Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca", 1942)
Now I know why Tigers eat their young. (Rodney Dangerfield, "Caddyshack", 1980)
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"Show Dick Some Respect" Breakfast Club, 1984
These are all spoken in my best vampish voice...
"Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."
--Anna Christie
Ahhhh...Nothing can compete with a little Mae West...
"Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
--She Done Him Wrong
"I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you."
--Every Day's a Holiday
"It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."
--I'm No Angel
"Is that a gun in your pocket,
or are you just glad to see me?"
--Sextette
"There is no spoon." - unidentified boy (and, later, Neo/Keanu Reeves), The Matrix, 1999.
As for Groucho Marx quotes, they could fill a book. One of my favorites: "Whatever it is, I'm against it." - Horse Feathers, 1932
You've got serious thrill issues, dude -
Finding Nemo
I know there are alot of others, but my mind is mush, I'll see what I can come up with at work tomorrow...
"Are you telling me Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curve ball?"
Harris the pitcher to Serrano in "Major League"
Speaking of which....
"What league did you play in?"
"California Penal"
(same movie)
and finally
"I give you rum, cigars, and you no help bats. So I say fuck you Jobu! I do it myself."
(that has to be the best line from that movie)
"Crying? She's crying....There's no crying in baseball!"
(Tom Hanks League of Their Own)
"What we have he-ah, is a fail-eah to communicate." Cool Hand Luke
"You can't stop us. We're on a mission from God".
"Are you the police?"
"No maam'. We're musicians"
Both from the Blues Brothers
Have you ever been in a turkish prison?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
No thanks, I take my coffee black. Like my men.
-Airplane
Okay - maybe not the best...but ones I find myself using often or at least bring back a funny movie moment...
"Thank you sir, May I have another?" - Animal House
"I feel the need, the need, for speed" - Top Gun
"Nobody puts baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing
"In case I forget to tell you, I had a really good time tonight" Pretty Woman
"Like f@#k off...for sure...like totally..." Valley Girl
"Roads? where we're going we don't need roads" - Back to Future
"Cinder...fu@#in..rella" - Pretty Woman
"All you need is love. John Lennon. Very smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad." Independence Day
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" - Blazing Saddles
"I ain't heard no fat lady." "Forget the fat lady, your obsessed with the fat lady" - Independence Day
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore
After the Enola Gay dropped the atomic bomb on the city of Hiroshima, the Emperor of Japan said, “What the fuck was that”.
DK, my favorite secret passion, Napoleon Dynamite. You missed my favorite conversation.
"Can you come get me, I don't feel good."
"No."
"Then do me a favor, bring me my Chapstick."
"No."
"But my lips hurt *really* bad."
"Use the nurse's."
"I'm not using hers, (pause) Idiot!"
And stop calling me Shirley.
-Airplane
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