Hello, my friends, hello! Did you go to the Christmas parade? Neither did I.Our first and only email today comes from the beloved SER, who writes:
Madam,
There are those who claim December 21, 2012, schools out...it’s the end of the world. My question is, does your crystal ball fall in line with this date and if not do you have one in mind? I really wanna know this way I can spend a shit house full of money on credit cards knowing in advance I’ll never have to pay them off!!
Dear Mr. SER, you sly devil, you. You don’t have to do that. You can go out and rack up an outhouse full bills on credit cards right now, and then just declare bankruptcy. It’s the American way. In fact, if you get into really, really, really big debt, maybe the government will bail you out.
However, if you still insist upon a hint on the end of the world, I can tell you that the warranty on my crystal ball runs out on December 12, 2012 – and it’s not renewable.
Here’s something interesting, friends, an interactive fortune teller. Kind of cute, but I don’t think it will ever replace the real thing:
And here’s an incredibly bad video entitled "Fun Rangers #5: The Fortune Teller." I have no idea what this means, but I’m sure it’s funny if you ingest the right combination of chemicals:
Well, it has been a joy visiting with you. Please send your questions and comments to me at madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Hasta la vista, dearies.
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4 comments:
Madame,
If I may say so myself. These hack impersonators give you professionals a bad image. Can't you zap them or something?
Boy is he a slimy one!
That is better living through chemistry...
Mr. Logjam, thank you for your comment. I agree that these "slimy" (and thank you, kk) amateurs may reflect poorly upon those of us truly gifted with an insight into the eternal, but at the same time they also offer a point of reference for comparisons. You appreciate a fine meal or automobile all the more if you've also tried lesser ones. So I say live and let live, as long as they don't impact my bottom line.
Mr. SER, I suspected that you would appreciate that second video.
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