This post was inspired by Drewzepmeister with his post of "Sounds like this lady is a burger patty short of a full burger" on the goofy lady from Oregon post. And in my past post of "What two things will end at midnight" I think it was he that came up with "Sounds like the cheese is sliding off the cracker." (or was it Orbs?). Anyhow, what snappy repartees do you have in your arsonal? (If you rather not divulge them now and save them later for the appropriate moment that's fine). Just no quoting the "Grumpy Old Men" movies......there are ladies that read these blogs!
One sandwich short of a picnic
ReplyDeleteOne card short of a deck
One can short of a six pack
I could go on and on...
I think my favorite is:
ReplyDeleteI think he snapped his radish..
I’m like DA I could go on and on but another good one is
I don’t think his driveway doesn’t go all the way to the garage.
Logjam-I've got a ton of these.
ReplyDeleteSome of my favorites:
not the sharpest tool in the shop
not the brightest bulb in the building
like a half of deck of cards..with a couple of jokers thrown in.
a couple fries short of a happy meal...
ReplyDeletetranslated from Swedish: The blue cabinet is empty..
ReplyDeleteI havent figured out what it was supposed to mean but there you go.
I use 'not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.'
ReplyDeleteHe's been talking to the wee folk.
ReplyDeleteHalf a bubble off of plumb
This is a little different, but my favorite thing to say to someone that is just plain stupid is, "Are your parents siblings?" LMAO
ReplyDeleteI found this site with aussie sayings.... Aussie Sayings
ReplyDeleteThe first one was pretty funny, but what got me was "Two clowns short of a circus."
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
ReplyDeleteOne slice short of a loaf
Lights on, nobody's home