I just thought of this, sung to the tune of that old song "King of the Road":
Senate seat: Sale or Rent
How about you, Fifty Cent?
No, it goes to Jackson Jr.
Gimme the dough!
Got to get my monee
It is worth it, Don't you see?
Don't you want to be in Congress?
Gimme the dough!
I'm the Gov of Illinois
Let me tell ya what's in store
I'll be gone for quite a long time
I took the dough!
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At least he didn't put it on E-bay.
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