Monday, December 29, 2008

Hypnotize Yourself



Relax. Relax. Relax. You will send all of your financial information to orbscorbs@jtirregulars.com. Relax. Relax. Relax. . . .

8 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

"Relax and obey. Obedience is pleasureful."

It actually says that.

kkdither said...

I listened to a couple of minutes. It almost sounds mildly pornographic. "I am here to please you, I am here to perfect you... deeper, deeper..." Whew, I need a fan! Lmao!!!

OrbsCorbs said...

Yeah, I want to meet the voice!

kkdither said...

It sounds a little like Lilith from the sit-com Frasier. You sure you want to meet her now, orbs? The mental image is probably way better than the real deal. I am a robot... relax, obey....I am dipped in silver... too funny!

Beejay said...

kk,only mildly pornographic?? Aw schucks. Relax and obey....at the same time...oh dear...that does sound kinky....

OrbsCorbs said...

My answering machine has a default, female voice and message. My buddy in Milwaukee wants to meet that voice.

I thought Lilith was hot. But I never found Diane, Sam's original love interest in Cheers, attractive.

OrbsCorbs said...

Help, my head is shrinking!

OrbsCorbs said...

Oh great, instead of looking like a clown, now I look like an elf.

Happy New Year everybody!