Cowboy Chili
A cocky young cowboy walks into a bar.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the cocky young cowboy says to the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, I will!'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'
Eagerly, the cocky young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.
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5 comments:
EEEWWWW!!!
When I read/hear jokes like that, I don't feel quite so warped. :)
gross, but funny!
Oh...ewwww.
UUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Now it's an irreagular morning.
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