Hello again, my sweets!I've received a most interesting email from Mr. Fred Dooley of Real Debate Wisconsin:
"My Esteemed Madame Zoltar.
"This whole Mayoral thing is beyond my ability to comprehend. Gary 'The Pervert' Becker actually ran unopposed in his re-election bid.
"Now that Gary is shuffling off to a new room-mate somewhere with lots of iron bars everyone and their sister seems to want to lead our fair berg.
"The real question is simple; will you lead us Madame Zoltar?
"If not, can you give us some insight as to who might?
"My Thanks
Fred Dooley"
Fred Dooley"
Oh my, I am so flattered!
I must admit that my interest in the position was already piqued by some comments that Ms. kk made. Mr. OrbsCorbs also contacted me to urge me to run, but I assumed that he was joshing me. Now comes the same suggestion from one of the veterans of our political scene.
Oh my, oh my. I certainly could not do worse than our previous leader. And I don't particularly trust the people who gave their approval to his every whim, but are now backpedalling in their own efforts to secure the position. Even state representatives are clamoring for the job. Hmmm, what power does the mayor's job hold? Who better to trust with the position than someone already immersed in the dark arts? I could prepare voodoo dolls of my adversaries and stick them with a pin when they act up. Perhaps I could cast a spell on Madison, thereby forcing them to view our city with financial favor. Maybe I would even get to ride shotgun with the police like Mr. Becker did (I know, I know, oh the irony!), and I could mind meld with some local thugs, changing their destinies. Trust me, one encounter with Mme. Zoltar and I WILL turn your life around, or leave your head spinning like that kid in "The Exorcist."
Well, I have decided: if I'm not drafted, I will still run; if not nominated, who cares?; and if not elected, I will serve anyway!
Madame Zoltar for mayor! SER for police chief! AvengingAngel for city administrator! kk for RUSD superintendent! Once elected, I will create appropriate positions for others. Our fair city has suffered far too long from the lack of an official astrophysicist, lizard curator, music video director, dead snake mailer, and other positions.
I promise that if the citizens of Racine elect me, I will make them forget about Becker. In fact, when I'm through, I don't think they'll remember much of anything! Look deeply into my eyes, deeply, deeply. You are getting sleepy, sleepy. Vote for Madame Zoltar, vote for Madame Zoltar, . . .
Thank you all in advance for your support and efforts on my behalf. Please send your campaign contributions to: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Perhaps the whole committee of the whole could recommend your appointment to the whole of the whole city council. Wholey Moley.
ReplyDeleteI will obey.
ReplyDeleteBeejay, can you vote in Racine? Perhaps you could get your fellow Floridians to do that "chad thing" for me in the mayoral election?
ReplyDeleteWell I'm throwing my hat in the ring to be your administrative assistant (your beaaach as it will). You have my vote!
ReplyDeleteI will obey.
ReplyDeleteYou have my vote Madame Z.
ReplyDeleteA Brighter Future From Someone Who Knows the Future - Madame Z!
ReplyDeletewoo hoo this will be fun!, can't imagine which one i am...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Arts and the Mayor...
ReplyDeleteIs there a "relationship" between the woman who resigned as Executive Director of Racine Arts Council and the resignation of Gary Becker? I really don't know, but am keeping my eye out for "the other woman". For all I know, the Executive Director retired at retirement age.
It is known far and wide that "encounters with you have changed others' destiny." Madame, your closet, she is not full of skeletons?
ReplyDeleteI would be honored to humbly serve under your jurisdiction. How has this fine city managed this long without Ms. Beejay? We have been sans snake mailer for far, far too many years.
Whew, just got back from the woods. I have a bag full.
ReplyDeleteWhew, just got back from the woods. I have a bag full.
ReplyDeleteBeeJay....
ReplyDeleteDo you stutter?
SER for police chief!....
ReplyDeleteTaxes are going up. I will require all officers whether on or off dutie to carry M16's or 12ga. shotguns...I prefer the shotguns (they make a big mess) but it will be the officers choice.
How the hell did that happen? Oh, I know one of the snakes must have hit enter with me! Yep....
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Not many know that Mme. Zoltar knew of Becker's activities and was the initial informant, saving many young girls from harm. Planting evidence on hizzoner's computer was a stroke of pure genious!
ReplyDeleteI know nothing, nothing!
ReplyDeleteMs. kk, of course my closet has skeletons. There are bats, mummies, spare crystal balls, assorted potions, and other items in there, too.
ReplyDeleteAs for my past, it will be difficult to prove anything. It's almost as if I popped into existence less than a year ago.
I'd like to take this opportunity to say that whatever you want from the city of Racine under my administration, you will get it, or my name isn't Madame Zoltar.
kk, don't go into Mdm Zoltar's closet, got it!
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