Wednesday, January 21, 2009

So that's how tequila works!!

And I thought it just made your clothes come off!

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

If this is true Shots are on me at the next meeting!

January 21, 2009 at 8:56 AM
Anonymous said...

A Wisconsin State trooper pulled a car over on I-94. When the
> trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver
> said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to a JTI blogger meeting
> to do a show. He didn't
> want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was
> fascinated by juggling and asked if the driver would do a
> little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
> ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment
> ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper
> said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
> juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5
> flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was
> juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken
> good old boy from Racine got out, watched the performance,
> then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and
> got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the
> patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought
> he was doing. The drunk replied, 'You might as well
> take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass
> that test.'

January 21, 2009 at 9:12 AM
kkdither said...

Good joke, I love the personal touch! Have you ever practiced the alphabet backwards? I can't do it stone cold sober....

January 21, 2009 at 9:40 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

kk, I've thought of that, and tried it, sober. Could barely do it, and screwed up plenty.

I am ashamed to say that I was nabbed for drunk driving in '93 (part of what compelled me to change my life). I even knew one of the arresting officers. They started with the field sobriety tests and I just said, "I'm drunk. Take me." I turned around and put my hands behind my back. One of the cops said, "That's good enough." At the station, I blew a 0.26. And I had just started for the day . . .

January 21, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Anonymous said...

For me the hardest thing to do is say the alphabet without singing it. I would do it at work too. Being of a 'mature' age I couldn't walk the 'heel to toe' thing either. One good thing...The card I use all the time is 'I'm just a poor old lady' and believe me it works.

January 21, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Anonymous said...

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. I DID IT!

January 21, 2009 at 12:18 PM
SER said...

I want what logjams on!!!

January 21, 2009 at 4:05 PM
SER said...

Abby, you sure it wasn't Madame Zoltar an her way to a JTI meeting.

January 21, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Lizardmom said...

cute, is that the quick fix?? :)

January 21, 2009 at 4:48 PM
Anonymous said...

Yeah is Madame on vacation this week? I thought she showed herself on Wed?

January 21, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Anonymous said...

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January 21, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Anonymous said...

It was easy SER. I just held a mirror up to the keyboard and typed it in looking at the mirror. It took a while though. My fingers kept covering up the letters.

January 21, 2009 at 9:39 PM

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