Spring is in the air in Racine: plants emerging from a long winter's sleep, birds twittering on tree branches, and the crack of gunfire on city streets.
The city needs to play to its strengths. Maybe we could start a competition for the biggest, baddest thug in Racine. Maybe have the new mayor declare a Thug Week. Hold a Festival of Thugs at Festival Hall. I'm sure we could attract thugs from all over the area for such a celebration. Just think of all the money it would bring in!
What a way for a city to live....everytime you turn around, someone is shooting someone who is 'just standing' on a corner, next to a car, outside their house/apt.
But I have to ask, I noticed a dark colored car had a shooter in it earlier this week...is this the same type of car?
Should be a weekly show based on the American Idol model. Let's call it: Racine's got Bangers!
Every week, The Vice Lords, Gangster Disciples, Latin Kings, etc. must perform a series of challenges (drive by accuracy, computing the number of rocks in an ounce, identifying different gang symbols).
Each week, we call in and vote off one of the gangs. I'm not sure what we give the winning gang, perhaps a coveted street corner?
We could sell everything required to be a thug. Handguns, rags to tie your head with, all the know gang colors in a variety of clothing.
The latest and greatest ‘crack pipes’, all the equipment use to cook their heroin and hypodermic syringes and needles.
Have a little room set up in the back of the store with all kinds of fast food bags laying around with lots of other trash on the floor with torn up furniture for them to lounge on. Give them the real feeling of home!
The city needs to play to its strengths. Maybe we could start a competition for the biggest, baddest thug in Racine. Maybe have the new mayor declare a Thug Week. Hold a Festival of Thugs at Festival Hall. I'm sure we could attract thugs from all over the area for such a celebration. Just think of all the money it would bring in!
ReplyDeleteWhat a way for a city to live....everytime you turn around, someone is shooting someone who is 'just standing' on a corner, next to a car, outside their house/apt.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to ask, I noticed a dark colored car had a shooter in it earlier this week...is this the same type of car?
Should be a weekly show based on the American Idol model. Let's call it: Racine's got Bangers!
ReplyDeleteEvery week, The Vice Lords, Gangster Disciples, Latin Kings, etc. must perform a series of challenges (drive by accuracy, computing the number of rocks in an ounce, identifying different gang symbols).
Each week, we call in and vote off one of the gangs. I'm not sure what we give the winning gang, perhaps a coveted street corner?
Avengingangel
ReplyDeleteMake a great web series we should do it.
We need to open as store called “Thugs-R-Us”.
ReplyDeleteWe could sell everything required to be a thug. Handguns, rags to tie your head with, all the know gang colors in a variety of clothing.
The latest and greatest ‘crack pipes’, all the equipment use to cook their heroin and hypodermic syringes and needles.
Have a little room set up in the back of the store with all kinds of fast food bags laying around with lots of other trash on the floor with torn up furniture for them to lounge on. Give them the real feeling of home!