Saturday, April 11, 2009

Lawyer arriving at court accused of drunken driving

"A lawyer representing a client with a speeding ticket dispute in Elm Grove Municipal Court ended up in handcuffs after police said he drove drunk to court."

http://www.jsonline.com/news/waukesha/42834672.html

I wonder if he gives discounts depending upon his state of inebriation?

"If you want me to represent you at trial sober, it will cost you five thousand dollars. But if I can show up half in the bag, I'll do it for five hundred."

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