Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tuesday Morning Grin......

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22,
A woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30,
A woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35,
A woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,
A woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50,
A woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60,
A woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70,
A woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70,
She becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70,
A man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts.

2 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

Laughing out loud.

AvengingAngel said...

Didn't you mean between 0 and 70?