Water and Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor),
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
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14 comments:
Thank you beejay. I think I'll go trade in my glass of bacteria for something distilled. Woot! I love summer!!!
Beejay: I happen to be fond of Robert Mondovi Cabernet. I love the flavor, AND they refuse to use rubber corks. I HATE rubber corks. They shouldn't even be allowed to call them cork's. Cork is from a tree. GEE rubbers are too. LOL. I just thought Cork or Rubber?
Hey Beejay: Do they still sniff corks?
Ok, that does it - from now on I am drinking less water and more booze!
I knew the two glasses of wine I have everyday was a good thing. Thanks Beejay.
Stock up woman.......I'm on my way!
A cork is a cork is a cork...Rubber...not even going there! Yes, my love, I am stocking up!!!! Resting up too!
A kilo of poop a year in the water? Yuck.
I LIED. I opened my NEW bottle of Mondavi Cabernet, and the damn cork was rubber. Guess what? I STILL drank a couple glasses. Actually my HEART is telling me to have more.
Barbara aka: I know you live in CA. and a nice fellow from LA. sent me a case of Two Buck Chuck Cabernet. I actually enjoyed the stuff. It does however make me think of the old days and RIPPLE, SPINNADA (sp) and all the other dollar a bottle wine. I miss those days. I sure had fun.
Toad
Don't forget Boones Farm Apple Wine as well as Mad Dog 20/20. As a matter of fact the other day at the grocery store I saw the Boones Farm Apple and cracked up. Haven't had that since high school. Oh wait, I wasn't legal then. Never mind.
And never forget ANNIE GREENSPRINGS! Oh dear...memories, memories. MD 20-20
Beejay
I had completely forgotten Annie. You are right. Memories.
Or, loss or memory...can't remember which......
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