Tuesday, June 30, 2009
To Madam Zoltar
I have a brilliant idea. Make a bunch of dolls, all shapes/sizes/sex/blond/brunette/red. ethnic, etc and sell them with pins (these will be for 18 years and older) and a HEX on the pins which you would supply. The dolls will come with a holagram signifying authenticity. Then when someone is mad at someone they can buy a doll that resembles that person and 'put a hex on them' with the pin. Also according to statictics 95% of people will have a down time at one time or other and they will know that it came from your 'hex'. He He. Also I will be a silent partner in any capital gains. I have a few I would buy. I'm the man baby! Sorry for the familarity...I'm the man MADAM ZOLTAR!
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No blonde ones please....
I think Mme has already marketed this line. One of her many successes was a local government official.
Am going to Summerfest...started with a tank top and shorts...have already changed to jeans and a sweatshirt. Darn. And I haven't even left the house.
Gosh, we really need to study other religions. For a doll to ork the doll needs a few items of the target. Some strands of hair stolen from their brush, a fingernail clipping, a swath off cloth from clothing....
These things personalize the doll. Yes, I know what I'm supposed to be, but I've still taken the time to taste other religion's flavors.
The dolls would be good with instructions, but this is very powerful stuff and only Madam and others in the know should play with nit. You don't play with Ouja boards do you? There is a reason Hexes and curses cost more than love potions.
My dear Mr. Finn said it well. I very much appreciate the suggestion, but I personalize each of my hexes. I want to know who will benefit and who will be hurt by my powers. I try to use my gifts only for good (or at least what is legally defensible). The mass production aspect of your idea would wear me out, Ms. Sassa. Thank you for thinking of me.
Mme Zoltar, none with the streaks of blonde and auburn, okay....or whatever color my hair actually is...do we even know???
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