Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my gorgeous goblins! How are you? Did you get your flu vaccination yet? Don’t forget, there are two this year. There’s one for the regular flu, which is available, and a separate vaccine for the H1N1 flu, which they say will be available very soon. I was going to make some swine jokes, but I’ve decided that this is too important. I want all of my Irregulars and regular Irregular readers to be as healthy as possible over the flu season. Although I could recommend some MZ Flu-Away® (just like your money - ha-ha - inside joke), instead I urge everyone to follow their doctor’s recommendations for avoiding the flu. Wash your hands a lot. Especially you, Mr. OrbsCorbs. In fact, you should wash everything more.

There were no passes, no interceptions, no yards gained or lost, and no emails last week. Therefore, I’ve decided to give this week’s blog a seasonal theme: spooky videos. Before the festivities begin though, I’d like to take this opportunity to remind Mr. Brett F. that he owes me big time for Monday night, buddy, big time.

Here’s an interesting video involving highway accidents and ghosts, or does it?



This video seems to prove that ghosts are old people. And that high pitched sound effects get tedious quickly:



It’s not just ghosts that come out at this time of year. Consider “Flying Witches Filmed Over Mexican Skies:”



Finally, here’s a little clip to demonstrate the dangers of messing with the spirit world when you don’t know what you’re doing:



Be sure to avoid those kinds of complications and entrust your paranormal needs to a professional psychic. You can contact one here: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

That’s it for this week, my dears. I love you all. Enjoy the ghosts and ghouls of October. The trees will put on a spectacular show for us. Brylcreem!