Thursday, December 24, 2009

Can You Make up a Rhyme?

Roses are red
Violets are purple
I’m as sweet
As Maple Sirpol
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kkdither said...

There once was a man from Racine,
Whose actions were very obscene.
He went to a mall,
then took a great fall,
but will walk away squeaky clean.

December 24, 2009 at 9:12 AM
Sassa said...

Violets are blue
Roses are red
If I looked like you
I'd wish I were dead.

(from my OLD school days)

Valentines Day is drawing near
And here's a little tip
I'm looking for a sweetheart
And it isn't you, you drip

(Taken from a card I bought long ago..never sent it)

December 24, 2009 at 9:25 AM
kkdither said...

There once was a woman from Racine,
who had a craving for whip cream.
She'd squirt it on cake,
and all things she'd bake,
until she split out her seams.

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There once was a man named fungi,
whose beard grew far too awry.
His wife wouldn't smooch,
a face like a pooch,
especially since it felt like cacti.

December 24, 2009 at 12:21 PM
kkdither said...

I can't stop..... :)

There once was a fellow named wacko
who played the quarterback Flacco
he won by a tad
and behaved like a cad
may Zoltar turn him into a yak-(o)

December 24, 2009 at 2:37 PM
kkdither said...

A couple more....

There once was a woman named beejay,
who was bit really hard by a sting-ray.
She turned lobster red,
and we thought she was dead,
till she cooked him for dinner on Sunday.
***********************

There once was a woman named liz.
Who wanted to star in showbiz.
She auditioned for roles,
but failed in her goals.
But at everything else she's a whiz.
***********************

There once was a blogger named SER,
who really, really! liked fur.
He hunted and stalked,
but when it came to shooting he balked,
so he had to settle for velour.

I think I'm done.

December 24, 2009 at 3:01 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name is Orbs,
And who are you?

December 24, 2009 at 10:25 PM
kkdither said...

I know a man named orbs
who goes by the surname of corbs
he is brilliant and kind,
totally out of his mind.
He'd be priceless if ranked by Forbes.

It took me all day. It isn't easy to rhyme with orbs.

December 24, 2009 at 10:38 PM
SER said...

SER is the name
Making Rhymes is the game.

December 24, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Beejay said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Now, what the hell
did you want me to do???

December 27, 2009 at 8:37 AM

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