Monday, January 25, 2010

If life was more like NASCAR

With the Dayton 500 coming up on Feb 14th, I am getting excited about the new season and was wondering how things in NASCAR would play out in everyday life:

1. If someone cuts you off on the highway, you could put them in the wall.

2. Your car would be so safe you could walk away from any accident.

3. Before you start work, you would honor God and country.

4. You would be encouraged to show your personaltiy at work.

5. You would be nicer to your "fans" (Family and friends) cause they helped you become who you are.

6. You would get 2 1/2 months of vacation each year.

7. Your drive home from work would have a sponsor " My commute sponsored by Mautz Paint and Schlitz Beer".

8. Cool uniforms at work.

9. There would be one hell of a celebration after completing that project, or nailing that contract!

10. You would always have a teammate there to give you a nudge to the front!
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15 comments:

  1. educationreformJanuary 25, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    I'd add....11. The money is spectacular! and 12. The babes are all over you!

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  2. kkditherJanuary 25, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    13. You could ride the coat-tails of a coworker and take advantage of the draft.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    14. You can go like hell in the fast lane.

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  4. OrbsCorbsJanuary 25, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    15. You can cause massive, fiery automobile accidents.

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  5. drewzepmeisterJanuary 25, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    16. You never get a speeding ticket!

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  6. RWWackoStuJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    All good ones!

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  7. SERJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    17. All your gas and tires are paid for.

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  8. SERJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:38 PM

    18. You can piss your money away on hats and shirts of your favorite driver and become a real redneck.

    And where did the expression “Redneck” ever come from?

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  9. RWWackoStuJanuary 26, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    SER - not all the people who "waste" money on hate and shirts (and jackets and diecast) are rednecks. I should know.

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  10. kkditherJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    19. You would get a bottle of champagne to do with what you pleased if you had a successful day.

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  11. drewzepmeisterJanuary 26, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    20) You can ride around in circles and not get lost!

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  12. kkditherJanuary 26, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    Drew, lol. How about you spin around in circles and no one would think any worse of you.....

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  13. SERJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    21. You have your left turns down pat!

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  14. SERJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    STU...I have a standing bet every year, my guy is Tony Stewart.

    The bet is for a shot of tequila. Who every is ahead of the other guy at the end of the race and if I (Tony) wins, it’s dinner. I did well last year.

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  15. RWWackoStuJanuary 26, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    ser, he is mine too (just ask mrs wacko about my 30 Tony diecasts, Uniform Twill, tshirts, 2008 darlington race used tire, etc.....)

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