Monday, March 1, 2010

It's Good to Be an Olympic Athlete

It must be because the CBC is reporting there is an emergency shipment of condoms on the way to the Olypmic Villiage due to a condom shortage. It's not like they didn't give them any...they started out with 100,000 condoms for the 7,000 athletes. That's about 14 condoms per athlete for those keeping score at home (and that's 14 for every man AND woman athlete so if they are using them with each other, that means they have to engage in 28 acts requiring the use of a condom during the games, although some may be used with adoring fans).

I guess we now know what the Olympic Rings REALLY represent!

UPDATE: Well, maybe the Olypmpic Village is a little more calm than first thought. Clay Adams of Vancouver Coastal Health says they weren't just for athletes: "They were on the cruise ships that housed security, support staff and volunteers. They were in washrooms at public venues, including the downtown pavilions where visitors gathered for free concerts. They were handed out by volunteers and readily available in clinics."

The athletes only got 40,000 of the condoms according to CNN.

6 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

That's funny. When you're in good physical shape, everything works well.

kkdither said...

It's not only milk that does a body good!

SER said...

Rap it up before you rip it up!

OrbsCorbs said...

Uh-oh. I did the math after hale's update (only 40,000 condoms for 7,000 athletes), and it turns out to be 5.7 condoms per athlete.

Those .7 condoms won't be worth crap.

However, a man and woman (or whatever combination) could pool their allotments, thus allowing a couple 11.4 condoms, or one additional safe carnal act.

MinnesotaChick said...

Perhaps they are in training for a "new" Olympic sport.........

kkdither said...

With update:
Rats! Then we can't come to the conclusion that "it" builds stamina, muscle and coordination????