Friday, March 26, 2010

Very Short Story - an old grin

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other. Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If men would just listen ....

2 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

That's funny!

kkdither said...

Ain't it the truth!

Many years ago, we were driving on a winding road, in the fog, high in a mountain with huge drop off cliffs. I spotted some cows in the road just ahead, around a corner. I quickly said, "cows!" The driver, a male, said, "I don't have time to be looking at cows!" Duh.