Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other. Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If men would just listen ....
That's funny!
ReplyDeleteAin't it the truth!
ReplyDeleteMany years ago, we were driving on a winding road, in the fog, high in a mountain with huge drop off cliffs. I spotted some cows in the road just ahead, around a corner. I quickly said, "cows!" The driver, a male, said, "I don't have time to be looking at cows!" Duh.