Thursday, April 1, 2010

April 1st

Now where are all our jokesters today? Seems that since it is April 1st, we should be hearing from SER, Drew, and Logjam enmass!

Not even a hokey jokey?
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9 comments:

hale-bopp said...

Beejay, you do not call attention to the fact that it is April 1st as you need to rely on people forgetting what day it is for the jokes to have maximum effect!

April 1, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Anonymous said...

"Logjam enmass"......Boy you're lucky BeeJay. When I first read it, I thought it said "Logjam dumbass."

April 1, 2010 at 3:12 PM
Beejay said...

Oh, that was a typo, Logjam...(tee-hee)

Yeah, Hale, I know, but I thought I could try and shake them up a bit.....

Aaaah.....nothing so far today from anyone....

April 1, 2010 at 3:26 PM
hale-bopp said...

Hey, I posted a "fake" news story. You don't really think there is an Asteroid Barack Obama, do you...or did I get you :)

April 1, 2010 at 4:25 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

I already know 5 people who claim to have seen it, and one who says he is from it.

April 1, 2010 at 4:56 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

'Little Larry' jokes I received in an email:

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'

April 1, 2010 at 8:25 PM
Beejay said...

Ah hah.....thanks, Hale...I am saved...I thought that was pretty hokey.....

And thanks, Orbs, for the smiles as well.

April 1, 2010 at 9:24 PM
MinnesotaChick said...

I finally "got" my friend today on April Fool Day!!

Because she is in an office all day with ( I guess) no windows, she texts me for weather reports.

I got a weather app on my phone just for her...

I sent her one this morning saying It's 65 and too beautiful to be indoors.

Expecting 5" of snow for the weekend.

She fell for it!!!!!! Still LMAO!

April 1, 2010 at 11:41 PM
kkdither said...

Shoot DA, around here, no one should ever joke about that. You better check the weather report again, just to be safe! :) (took me three times to post this correctly! darn double negatives)... hahahaha

April 2, 2010 at 10:31 AM

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