TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a day.
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges", is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is Embalming.
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
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(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape......
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4 comments:
Those are hilarious! Thanks for the morning laugh!
Uh, for your information, the Popsicle stick and duct tape do work, but it's hell when you have to remove the tape...
I found out when I showed up for work and someone else was sitting at my desk! Talk about a bad day!
How about this one: "When your doctor want a consult, he's limited to the yellow pages 'Funeral and Cremation Service.'"
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