Monday, August 2, 2010

"Lindsay Lohan Released From Jail"

That was the top story on Google News today. It was posted above news about the oil well in the Gulf and President Obama’s remarks on Iraq.

This self-centered alcoholic/addict train wreck bimbo has been garnering headlines for months because she is publicly pooping the pants of her career. She is as addicted to attention as she is to any substance, so the press just gives her more and more of what she craves. She is obviously a sick, twisted puppy, but the media a-holes who keep pimping her personal meltdown to the rest of the world are sicker yet.

Bah!

9 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

Sorry, no links to the steaming piles of journalistic crap devoted to Lindsay. You'll have to find them yourself.

Sassa said...

She was in longer than I thought. I figured she'd faked an illness and get out earlier and go to the hospital thereby foregoing the rehab place. Maybe I should be her lawyer. LOL

kkdither said...

"Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know the boys in the newsroom, got a running bet. Get the widow on the set... we need dirty laundry!"

SER said...

Lindsay Lohan...she is just a low life pig.....

The Translator said...

It's all Bush's fault Lohan was released from jail!

OKIE said...

I am guilty of reading the reports today that she is a meth addict. That would certainly explain why she looks 40 and is only 23.
Personally I believe the media thinks she is going to od and they want to make sure they have all the stories to show her downhill slide.

hale-bopp said...

No it isn't translator. It's Bush's fault she was in jail in the first place...get it straight!

Can Miley by far behind her?

OrbsCorbs said...

I was flipping through channels a week ago or so and came across this program where they were talking to various celebrities to get their take on Lohan. Everyone was sniping the usual catty comments until they got to this one guy (I didn't catch his name) who said, "We pray for her." That's a class act.

Why Not? said...

wow, glad I miss a lot of that over here.. never understood the obsession with her..