Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Question


Did you know the constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil?

6 comments:

  1. Call me old, put he probably used a slide rule too.

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  2. They probably use calculators now, but I would think that hurts . . .

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  3. I pity the fools in the days of the abacus!

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  4. Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

    He couldn't budget!

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  5. As long as we are doing old stick, this was one of my mom's rotten jokes...

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed seamstress? She couldn't mend-straight.

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  6. http://justjoking.com/rimshot

    Instead of crunching numbers, the accountant should have cooked the books.

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