SUNDAY GRIN

An old man goes into a drugstore to buy some Viagra.

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?', he asked.

'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist. 'But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'

'I am 96,' said the old man, 'I don't want a full erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers!'


When Love fades.........

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."