Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my merry mums! How are you? Oh my, my, my, the weather has been simply gorgeous. We are so fortunate. All the trees and shrubs turning colors, it’s so beautiful. Mr. drewzepmeister posted some lovely pictures of the fall foliage below. Thank you, Mr. drew. Mother Nature sure has been smiling upon us lately. Thank you, Mother Nature. I hope that your disposition towards us stays cheery in the months ahead.

I can’t think of much to cheer up our beloved Green Bay Packers. Oh dear. The injuries are hurting them. At this point, we don’t even know if Aaron Rodgers will start the game against the Miami Dolphins on Sunday. If only Brett Favre had stayed on to guide Rodgers in his new position, but nooooOOO! Bigshot Favre couldn’t let go of the limelight. Now where’s it gotten him? Have you heard the latest about him? Oh dear, indeed.

Nothing exciting happened to me this week like last week’s Ferris wheel breakdown. Just another run-of-the-mill week in the life of an everyday psychic. The upcoming election has scads of campaign literature arriving in my mail each day. I promptly put all of it in the recycle bin, no matter which candidate it is from. It’s such a lovely cycle. The flyers and postcards will be recycled into paper that new flyers and postcards will be printed on and then mailed out again to homes everywhere where they’ll be put into recycle bins again. And that’s what keeps the economy going. Money made from the economy also keeps the political ads going on television. I’m not sure of how much more of those I can stand. I hit the mute button whenever I hear one, but I’m still exposed to the occasional one when I’m in the kitchen or another room and the TV is on. Those are worse than ads for bodily functions we’d rather not think about. So far, my best solution has been to turn off the TV entirely.

Here’s something to watch as an alternative to TV. Cute bunnies being cute. Enjoy the soothing video of Twin Rabbit:



Thank you for stopping by to read my blog, my dear friends. It is always a pleasure to spend time with the Irregular crew and companions. I love each and every one of you and have placed a special autumnal blessing upon you. We harvest what we sow.

Please send your questions, or answers, to: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

Take a look at the colors of fall while they’re still up. It’s a beautiful time of year, and a beautiful time to share. Don’t forget your sweater. Paramnesia!

4 comments:

kkdither said...

Dear Madame... each and every week you give us your blessings and always include the line that you love each and every one of us. I felt it urgent to reflect that notion of love right back on you. We are honored to have you as an irregular. I love your column. I look forward to it every week.

Now that business with my idol, Mr. Brett.... another one bites the dust. I thought he was different. I thought he was one who could handle the fame. I am so embarrassed for his wife and children. She always praised him and how he treated her when she was sick. She stood by his side though rough times.

I saw "the pictures" online. I guess size is relative, he must think it is something to be proud of?

I can't even imagine taking such a wild risk. Stupid would be to sext pictures to someone you are involved with who you feel that you know and trust. Sending this to someone you don't even know goes so far beyond to arrogance and desperation... Very sad.

Anonymous said...

Mdm Z,

Could you work some hocus pocus on Aaron Rodgers? I have tickets for that Dolphins game and for that price, it would be nice to see him play.

Thank you

Anonymous said...

My dear Ms. kk, thank you so much for your very kind words. It appears that Mr. Favre's feet are made of clay, and perhaps other parts of him, too? I didn't see the picture to which you referred, but I have seen pictures of his intended cheerleader love interest. My, she has big pom-poms.

Mr. logjam, I will do my best. I don't know that I can clear Mr. Rodgers head so much as I can cloud the minds of those who test him. I'm usually pretty good at that.

OrbsCorbs said...

Twin Rabbit is a great video, Mme. Z. Oh, cutey cute cute bunnies!