Four guys have been going to the same moose camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday.
"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
"She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
"She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, 'Do whatever you want.'
"So, here I am."
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I heard a similar joke about a guy who picked up a woman at a bar and went back to her place to find a similar assortment of restraints in her room. He tied her up and she told him to do what comes naturally.
So he robbed her is that punch line in that version.
I liked the episode in Seinfeld where George is on his way to a job interview and meets a woman on the subway. She handcuffs him to a bed in a hotel room to rob him. He only has $8, so she takes his suit....
See, that's why I don't do no bondage, baby.
Beat me, whip me, make me feel cheap, but bondage...nooooo way!
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