"(Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.
"'I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,' Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day."
More: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/22/us-venezuela-chavez-mars-idUSTRE72L61D20110322
More: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/22/us-venezuela-chavez-mars-idUSTRE72L61D20110322
But of course! Why haven't our scientists realized this? Hale, what do you have to say?
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I don't think he understands capitalism, biology, or Mars!
Capitalist Martians tried to invade
Earth's workers' paradise in War of the Worlds, but the people's glorious Marxist bacteria defeated them.
Can the end of humanity as we know it be far off? I swear, things are getting crazier and crazier by the minute.
I think Chavez has been sniffing too many gasoline fumes.......
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