Monday, March 14, 2011

WATER......

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words,

we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.

WATER = Doo Doo

ALCOHOL = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!! It is better to drink alcohol and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.

5 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

That makes perfect sense to me.

jedwis said...

I agree Orbs, SER is on to something here.

Tender Heart Bear said...

I would rather drink for my health than be drinking doo doo.

OrbsCorbs said...

Ufortu hnately, sinc4 dinkig onoly boolze, my compments dolnht make mjuh senhse

kkdither said...

I have no trouble reading what you wrote, orbs. Either I need to drink more... or less?