Saturday, May 28, 2011

Ah....and such is life.


One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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7 comments:

  1. OrbsCorbsMay 28, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    I'm pretending to be SER tonight.

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  2. sylviaMay 28, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    y'all need to have a "like" button to click on - like facebook...

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  3. ToadMay 28, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    Another winner.

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  4. kkditherMay 28, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    √ Like

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  5. lizardmomMay 29, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    agreed sylvia!!
    and like the 'like' kk :)

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  6. OrbsCorbsMay 29, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    I searched the gadgets for a 'like' button, but didn't find any. :-(

    sylvia, considering the joke and your response to it, I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted, or both. ;-P

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  7. SERMay 31, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    I like it.....

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