Wednesday, May 18, 2011

ATTENTION! TIME IS SHORT!

The world is ending Saturday, and you haven't given me all your stuff yet. Face it, you won't be needing it for the Rapture, and I can use it during my final days. Show your true faith and face your fate with open arms. I promise, my arms will be open wide to take your stuff before you leave. You'll be happy, and I'll be VERY happy.
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7 comments:

  1. OrbsCorbsMay 18, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

    For a mere $1,000, I can guarantee you that you will survive the rapture on Saturday.

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  2. kkditherMay 18, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    Question not, I shall obey...

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  3. SassaMay 18, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    My credit cards are coming two day delivery. There is a total of $1.48 still unused on them. And thank you for being so considerate.

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  4. BeejayMay 18, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Aaaah, my credit card payment is due Sunday...guess I won't pay it.

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  5. hale-boppMay 18, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Think bigger, huck. I put out my offer to take stuff off people's hands on facebook, twitter, and craigs list.

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  6. Huck FinnMay 18, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    Something I noticed a long time ago HB. A lot of folks talk the talk, but they seem to always hedge their bets. If anyone tosses you anything with your blanket approach, share man, share. LOL

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  7. drewzepmeisterMay 18, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    I've got a maxed out credit card...

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