Wednesday, May 18, 2011

ATTENTION! TIME IS SHORT!

The world is ending Saturday, and you haven't given me all your stuff yet. Face it, you won't be needing it for the Rapture, and I can use it during my final days. Show your true faith and face your fate with open arms. I promise, my arms will be open wide to take your stuff before you leave. You'll be happy, and I'll be VERY happy.

7 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

For a mere $1,000, I can guarantee you that you will survive the rapture on Saturday.

kkdither said...

Question not, I shall obey...

Sassa said...

My credit cards are coming two day delivery. There is a total of $1.48 still unused on them. And thank you for being so considerate.

Beejay said...

Aaaah, my credit card payment is due Sunday...guess I won't pay it.

hale-bopp said...

Think bigger, huck. I put out my offer to take stuff off people's hands on facebook, twitter, and craigs list.

Huck Finn said...

Something I noticed a long time ago HB. A lot of folks talk the talk, but they seem to always hedge their bets. If anyone tosses you anything with your blanket approach, share man, share. LOL

drewzepmeister said...

I've got a maxed out credit card...