Having already downed a few power drinks, a woman turns to the guy on the stool next to her, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on. It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
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Ain't it the truth? Laughing and crying at the same time.
I'm glad I don't have a webcam. My eyes were popping out. SER is at it again! :o
I don't get it?
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