A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
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6 comments:
Just because you post a cutsy poem, doesn't make them any sweeter... nor does it give you the right to let 'em loose in public!
*cutesy* Freudian slip... lol
Very funny, just don't "mess with sasquatch" like the campfire people did in the commercial.
Ah, poetics!
they were just talking about this on The Doctors hahaha, the term 'melodic' was used, not the word that comes to mind for me...
For some reason I crave some baked beans. Has anyone tried those Bush Grillin Baked Beans, they are very yummy.
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