Two old buddies from WW II are sitting on a bench talking.
One of them ask the other, "Hey Bill, you remember back in the big war to end all wars, they gave us those saltpeter pills to make us forget about sex?"
"Yeah, I remember, Joe, what about em?"
"I think mine is starting to work!"
I once met an older guy who said he was happy that he was no longer interested in sex. He called it a "relief."
ReplyDeleteI remember the Seinfeld episode where George wasn't getting any. Without the distraction, he was getting smarter and smarter. The same situation applied to Elaine. Without the "garbage man" coming around, her mind became more and more cluttered, until she was watching tires spin.
ReplyDeleteI think there might be something to that theory! lol
KK... "The abstinence" George called himself a "sexual camel" lol
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