Hello, my water lilies! How are you? Did you survive last night’s storms? There was plenty of thunder and lightning and rain. And there’s supposed to be more on its way. Oh my. I guess that’s the price we pay for our summer warmth. Summer storms can be beautiful to watch, but they can also be destructive. I hope that all of my dear Irregulars and everyone else is OK.I don’t know if any of you noticed this story on the Racine Uncovered website, but I feel that I must comment on it: "Porn Star to visit Racine". I urge Ms. Cherokee D’Booty to please stop degrading herself for the perverse pleasure of her sick audience. And if she must do it, then please do it somewhere other than Racine. Did you see that poster? Oh dear. Oh my. Oh dear, oh my, oh dear.
Ms. D’Booty aside (if that’s possible), I must admit to a little apprehensiveness over the approaching three-day 4th of July weekend. I fear that some people will display their “patriotism” by making one big binge out of it. Please, if you are inclined to party hearty, please remember to have a designated driver and maybe even a designated babysitter to control you if you get too rowdy. They could be one and the same. In any case, everyone be careful, but have a great time. The 4th of July events in Racine are something we all can crow about.
I look forward to seeing my friends again at next month’s JTI gathering. Senor Zanza wants to meet all of you, especially Mr. OrbsCorbs in order to allay his fears about Senor Zanza’s intentions towards me. You must promise to behave, boys. I don’t want any fighting over me. Tee-hee.
Thank you dear you for visiting my blog today. I love the company. I enjoy your input. I feel your thoughts. We are all one. The JTI is only a website to some, but to me it is alive and well. Thank you, thank you.
What will the next Washington scandal be? Which celebrity hits rehab next? Want to know? Contact me: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Try to keep your powder dry, my dear Irregulars, in the days to come. As long as it rains during the week and not on the weekend, most people will be happy. They say it’s impossible to make all of the people happy all of the time, but that’s because “they” haven’t tried Madame Zoltar’s® Joy Juice, with my secret ingredient, Happinex™. Gambrinous!
Good morning, madame. Once again, a pleasure to read your column.
ReplyDeleteAs I write, I can see the dark ominous clouds rolling back in. I do love a good storm, but we've had many. Maybe it is foreboding due to the planned arrival of Ms. D'Booty? I remember Racine worked hard to rid itself of these entertainers. I know Walker said he created 25,000 jobs in Wisconsin. I wonder if her position was included in the count?
I agree wholeheartedly that the JTI is an entity all of our own. It is alive and thriving. It is an irresistible potion. Speaking of potions... I'm running very low on your Joy Juice. Do you have any more brewed up? With the political crap, the job situation, crime, cost of living, etc... it has been necessary to "hit the jug" rather heavily lately.
Madam Z right on! The only stage I want to see D'Booty on is the one leaving town. I really hope this isn't reverting to the days when Ted Witherall had his strip joints on Main St. (Tubbyy's....not that I ever patronized the place) and the other one he had on Douglas Ave.
ReplyDeleteAnd right on the designated driver thing.......here are my keys....catch!
Ms. D'Booty - lawl. There are so many entertainment options in Racine.
ReplyDeleteMme. Z, you don't have to worry about me and Senor Zanza mixing it up. His psychic abilities give him too much of an edge over me.