Friday, June 10, 2011

"eHarmony Video Bio "



As I watched, I thought, "She's cute, she has an MBA, and she loves cats. She'll have no trouble getting a date." Then I kept watching. Wow. She really, really, really loves cats. REALLY!
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Toad said...

What a sad story for this young woman. I don't usually analyze things like this, but I suspect this poor woman has NEVER had a good HUMAN experience? My guess Is that not so much unlike me she loves cats like I like most animals (humans not as much) I suggest the love/like of animals can be attributed to the fact that they almost NEVER turn on you, and most often will ALWAYS be your friend to the end. Her reference to homeless cats was kind of a clue to her problem.

June 10, 2011 at 7:44 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

I agree with "I like most animals (humans not as much)". For the reasons you mention, Toad, plus their innocence. Like children, I could never harm them. When she talked about cat noses and ears, it tugged a little at my heartstrings. I mean, I love cats, too. And dogs, too.

I think that most domesticated animals can sense if you're an animal lover. But I never mess with animals that I don't know.

June 10, 2011 at 8:49 PM
SER said...

She needs help....

June 10, 2011 at 11:33 PM
kkdither said...

I can see why she needs to post to e-harmony. I agree with SER. Can't imagine any normal man would find this video attractive.

June 11, 2011 at 1:16 AM
Timt49 said...

She sounds like your typical ditzy blond

no offense KK :)

June 11, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Toad said...

NO. She doesn't have much hope of finding a man, but I suggest that's a good thing, because she love her cat's instead. Actually I am willing to bet she can find a man that feels exactly the way she does.

June 11, 2011 at 10:49 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

Heck, she has an MBA. If she's willing to support me, I'll take care of her cats.

June 11, 2011 at 5:55 PM
hale-bopp said...

I have seen this posted on other sites and a lot of people (myself included) think it is a hoax, but a very funny one.

June 11, 2011 at 7:52 PM
Toad said...

Orb's, Now, YOUR a smart man. Who cares If she cries once and a while. Maybe she doesn't bitch?

June 11, 2011 at 9:18 PM
Why Not? said...

I was thinking that it must have been a hoax.. if it's not, then yes she has some major issues.. It started to go a little over the top when she was talking about wanting them on a rainbow.. it can't be real..

June 11, 2011 at 9:36 PM
MinnesotaChick said...

Too funny! I am thinking it's not for real.. did you see the one after it? Same thing, same words but he loves cheeseburgers

June 11, 2011 at 10:38 PM
Toad said...

We were driving over to Plover yesterday, and went through "Port Edwards" which Is kinda of a suburb of Wi. Rapids. Anyhow I saw this older couple walking a Yellow, and a Chocolate Lab. I pulled the car over, and jumped out, and said "I love dog's" and gave the Yellow one a big hug. I then got down, and the Chocolate lab put her front legs over my shoulders, and started to lick the hell out of my face. The owner told the dog to stop, but I just put my arms around her, and hugged her. We stood and talked to these wonderful people we didn't know for 20 minutes. It really was the day's highlight. The lady said she has a sign above her front door saying "If you don't like my dog's, I probably don't like you either"

June 12, 2011 at 12:24 PM
lizardmom said...

wow, I'm a terrible, heartless person, the more she cried and talked about cats in baskets and on rainbows, the more I laughed, I get it, the love for a type of animal. I'm sure most of you think I'm nuts for my love of lizards, but it doesn't drive me to tears, tho I do enjoy cuddling and rocking with them.

June 12, 2011 at 2:48 PM
drewzepmeister said...

My guess is she is looking for a "purr"fect date...Yet, this interview ended up as a "cat"astropy..

June 12, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Corey said...

OMG! This girl is 5 cards short of a full deck!

June 12, 2011 at 6:13 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

I'm leaning towards the hoax theory now, too. How did someone like her get all the way through graduate school if she can't do a short video clip without bursting into hysterics over cats?

It's still funny/weird, though.

June 12, 2011 at 6:25 PM

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