Tuesday, June 7, 2011

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,
“2 were on the phone."
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7 comments:

  1. jedwisJune 7, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Nice SER... I've got to start writing these down.

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  2. AnonymousJune 7, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    The sixth one was flying frantically around in the bathroom because the toilet seat was left up.

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  3. SERJune 7, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Oh hell no Logjam...way tooo funny

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  4. OrbsCorbsJune 7, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    Finally, we get some shots in at the women, too.

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  5. kkditherJune 7, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    You wouldn't understand until you've unknowingly sat in a cold bowl of water in the middle of the night. I'm just saying....

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  6. jedwisJune 7, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    I'm confused ....again...lol

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  7. drewzepmeisterJune 7, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    Laughin' my ass off logjam!

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