Wednesday, June 15, 2011

We're all agonna DIE!

God is turning the Sun off and Hale Bopp isn't warning us. It's why the Aztec calendar ends at 2012. Their Sun God hasn't been fed with the blood and beating hearts of the courageous and virgins. We need to do something QUICK.
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12 comments:

jedwis said...

What's a virgin?

June 15, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Huck Finn said...

Thanks jedwis! Now I have to clean my monitor!

June 15, 2011 at 11:16 AM
jedwis said...

Oh wait I forgot there was a Seinfeld episode called "The Virgin" It was hilarious.

June 15, 2011 at 11:29 AM
RWWackoStu said...

The science of this is interesting. Que Hale with the explanation in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1.....

June 15, 2011 at 11:56 AM
kkdither said...

Sorry boys, courageous, yes... but can't help you out with the other criteria! :o

June 15, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Sassa said...

I have a couple of nominees. After an adjustment they could be classified as virgins. Male and female.

June 15, 2011 at 1:23 PM
jedwis said...

The only virgin I know of is olive oil and I don't mean popeyes' gf

June 15, 2011 at 2:30 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

I read about this last night. The last time it happened, it triggered "The Little Ice Age" on Earth.

If we're all screwed, how can anyone be a virgin?

June 15, 2011 at 4:40 PM
hale-bopp said...

Very hectic here today...will have to chime in tomorrow, but will post a video that may stoke your fears even farther!

June 15, 2011 at 4:51 PM
hale-bopp said...

Interesting story. Frank Hill works on the other end of the building (I observed with him during my first week here). I have seen lots of work on the jet stream as they call it the last few years. A couple of years ago, there was a story about its migration toward the equator was later than usual indicating that the current solar cycle would peak later than first thought.

That result comes from helioseismology. We can't see the Sun's jet stream directly but detect it through vibrations in the Sun's surface (a project appropriately called GONG, the Global Oscillation Network Group does that...although the name is cool, it is kind of a tortured acronym). This is similar to how seismologists on Earth use earthquake waves to study the Earth's interior. This is a fairly new discovery, but seems to be panning out. Don't know if the next cycle will be delayed or just even later than it should be.

Wouldn't panic too much...the solar output would likely decrease a fraction of a percent at worst...enough to slow global warming at best. I just hope people don't get careless and forget to monitor the Sun for a big solar storm that could cause all kinds of havoc with satellites, communications, electrical grids, etc.

June 16, 2011 at 5:33 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

So, if it works out, this will cancel out global warming, at least for awhile? Are humans lucky or what?

June 16, 2011 at 11:32 PM
jedwis said...

Man, Al gore is gunna be PO'ed.

June 17, 2011 at 2:32 PM

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