A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff....
I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt....
So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants....
So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....
So I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy. '
'And here I am.'
Blonde Men do exist
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Den der was da one about the cowboy and da horse.
A cowboy walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "See that horse out there? $10 bucks says I can get him to laugh."
Bartender says "You're on!"
So the cowboy walks out to the horse and whispers in his ear and the horse starts laughing.
The cowboy comes back in ready to pick up his winnings then pauses, "Double or nothing I can get that horse to cry."
Bartender says "No way! I'll take that bet."
So the cowboy walks out to the horse, stands in front of him and the horse starts to cry.
The cowboy comes in to collect his winnings and the bartender pays up and asks "How did you do it?"
The cowboy said, "When I said I could get him to laugh, I told him I was hung better than he was. And to get him to cry, I showed him."
Logjam that is great. I like that one.
Ser I really like this. To tell you the truth some of it is right!
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