Tuesday, July 12, 2011

How To Deactivate A Cat



Is this true? All you need is a big clip? Does it work on humans, too?
 
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OrbsCorbs said...

I have one of those clips, but I'm not going to try it on Charlie. There are a few people I know, though, that I'd like to try it on.

July 12, 2011 at 12:44 PM
hale-bopp said...

The cat nerve pinch?

July 12, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Toad said...

Sure do wish I knew that when I tried to give my cat a shower. I tried holding her neck, but she was too fat to squeeze It. She darn near filleted me.

July 12, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Toad said...

How about one of those adjustable clamps for woodworking. At leas It wouldn't be so tight. Those clips hurt.

July 12, 2011 at 2:06 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

My neighbor has a cat that looks like the one in the video, only heavier. His cat is often hard to handle. I sent him the clip. I'll see if he tries it.

July 12, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Anonymous said...

Kind of the modern day version of Baron Von Raschke's sleeper hold.

July 12, 2011 at 2:53 PM
jedwis said...

Or maybe that thing Spock did on people

July 12, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Sassa said...

I've heard of this before. Male cats (even large ones) bite that part of the female cat to do 'it'. Otherwise the female would not allow it. Also that is where you are supposed to pick up a cat.

July 12, 2011 at 3:21 PM
jedwis said...

Sassa... Darn women want everythign to be "pur"fect. lol. I imagine scented candles nearby.

July 12, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Sassa said...

I know sometimes the vet will use one of those clippy closepins. Seems to calm them down. The cats not the vet.

July 12, 2011 at 5:42 PM
kkdither said...

WTH? I wish something easy like that would calm me down.

So, has the JTI turned into TCN? (the all cat network?)

July 12, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Huck Finn said...

KKD. I have time on my hands and I'll nibble on the back of your neck. That may do the trick.

July 12, 2011 at 8:52 PM
Huck Finn said...

Oh yeah KKD. It's been a real long time since I've nibbled and I'm out of practice. I'm sure I'll get it right after a few hours or so. If you were a bubble headed blond girl, right about now I'd be hearing, "Tee hee, Ohh-kay, if you say so." Those kind are really just bleached brunets that can't cut the program and I've never been attracted to bleach.

I'll shut up now.

July 12, 2011 at 10:34 PM
SER said...

Never heard of that, I know if you take a pheasant and put its head under its wing it will go right to sleep. I learned that on a game farm.

KK, I know a more humane way to calm you down, it’s call Margarita Ville.... wooohooo!

I’ll buy ya a few....

July 13, 2011 at 12:02 AM
kkdither said...

Tee hee, Ohh-kay, if you say so, SER. (couldn't resist) Maybe I should go red. This blond thing is giving me a bad rep.

July 13, 2011 at 12:46 AM
jedwis said...

KK...why choose,go multi-colored? Huck, remember the mangos...reading all this cat stuff reminds me a a couple good Johnny carson jokes...lol

July 13, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Timt49 said...

It works. I tried it on Sweet Cheeks and she totally forgot where she was. Didn't use a paper clamp, just a couple of fingers.

It's just a hold over from when they were little kittens and mama would pick them up by the scruff of the neck to move them around.

While it's 2 late now, I wonder if it works on a bitchy wife and mother-in-law...

July 14, 2011 at 2:15 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

OK, I gotta try that on the neighbor's cat the next time he goes after me.

July 14, 2011 at 5:36 PM
lizardmom said...

if it works on humans, I'm going to stock up, so many in need, so little time...

July 14, 2011 at 9:27 PM

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