Yep, it's that time of year again. The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest has announced its winners for 2011. This contest, as you might recall, invites people to submit the worst possible opening line for a novel they can possibly construct. The winner this year is Sun Fodrie from Oshkosh with an unusually short entry, resulting in the highest badness/word ration in contest history.
'Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories."
Be sure to peruse the rest of the entries!
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3 comments:
Mighty cheesy! LOL
Fantastic.
"As the young officer studied the oak door, he was reminded of his girlfriend -- for she was also slightly unhinged, occasionally sticky, and responded well to being stripped and given a light oiling."
LOL
Orbs, that one is beautiful! I'll have to go back and read some more... lol
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