His girlfriend....pink pistol....reaching in has pants......He probably wouldn't have hit anything if he wasn't thinking about his girl friend (if you know what I mean).
Can you imagine this telephone conversation between this guy and his doctor...."Hey doc. You know that vasectomy I was schedule for next week?....Cancel it."
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I wonder, does this mean he won't have to "turn your head a cough" anymore? I'm bad.
It probably cut and cauterized at the same time. He will need more than Viagra after this.
Sheesh, I meant, "turn your head AND cough".
He should pack his pink pistol pee-pee popper somewhere else.
This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode called " The Bris" lol
His girlfriend....pink pistol....reaching in has pants......He probably wouldn't have hit anything if he wasn't thinking about his girl friend (if you know what I mean).
'not tonite honey...'
wow... LOL LJ!!!
He can change his name to "Peter Gun"
SER, Priceless
Can you imagine this telephone conversation between this guy and his doctor...."Hey doc. You know that vasectomy I was schedule for next week?....Cancel it."
Hey Toad, maybe if they stick a garden hose in his ass, lay him on his back and use him for a lawn sprinkler!!!
SER!!! Too good with the Peter Gun joke, and then this.
How will the guy ever live it down?
Damn you...now I have the Peter Gunn theme stuck in my head and it has a whole new set of connotations to go with it!
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