A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
Fred answered, "They send us on bus tours, or make us go play Bingo."
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Tell Fred we send them to Florida and have them drive their cars around.
With their turn signals forever on.
Oh yes, I have to agree, Orbs...turn signals or no turn signals...take your pick...I live in Florida so I see them all...what is that little lever for?
JED, I need to have a talk with you...we have plenty! No more, pleeeaaaasssseeeeee!
OK Beejay, I understand. My 80 yo mother lives in Florida, drives a BMW X3 and she has never driven it over 35 mph. Go figure. Seinfeld had a great skit on Florida drivers, maybe KK knows of it. lol
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