Monday, September 19, 2011

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.

The End
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    What's so funny? That happens to me all the time......at least the fart part. Good one Orbs!

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  2. OrbsCorbsSeptember 19, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    And they lived happily ever after.

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  3. SERSeptember 20, 2011 at 2:34 AM

    Cover your head Heat is on the way dear!!!

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  4. jedwisSeptember 20, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    Anyone have a match, lets have some fun.

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  5. kkditherSeptember 20, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    Sounds about right.

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  6. ToadSeptember 20, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Orb's, You did It again.

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  7. ToadSeptember 20, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    Logjam, Are you related to my family? Except me?

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