Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.
The End
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What's so funny? That happens to me all the time......at least the fart part. Good one Orbs!
And they lived happily ever after.
Cover your head Heat is on the way dear!!!
Anyone have a match, lets have some fun.
Sounds about right.
Orb's, You did It again.
Logjam, Are you related to my family? Except me?
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