President Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?
Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United States .”
Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the Government regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama:
"Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier:
"I am sorry, but these are government and bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama:
"I am urging you please to cash this check."
Cashier:
"Look, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and we cashed his check."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and served an ace shot directly into the center of our bank logo 90 feet away. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, what can you do to prove that it is you?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally replied: "Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do."
Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
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Too bad stupid jokes like this have to appear. Become President, and see just what you can do with NO help. I'm not nuts about him, but the jokers holding him up should be tossed like the shit they are. SORRY, Just sayin.
I find it funny SER, I thought for a second you were going in a different direction with Tiger taking out his putter, but my mind soon came out of the gutter.
haha.. glad I wasnt the only whose mind went there with Tiger Woods.. uhem..
Yeah, when she mentioned Tiger pulling out his putter, well, uh, you know....
I wouldn't cash the check regardless. If it was a U.S. Government check, it's probably going to bounce.
There is a list going around facebook of Obama's accomplishments (something like 126 of them) to try and counter the perception that he has done nothing.
Of course, those opposed to Obama see this list and then instantly complain about how much he has done!
Toad, some people (to me) are over passionate about what political group they associate with.
To give you a good example I worked with a guy for 10 years and knew his wife. One day I sent her a joke about the Democratic Party. Well this woman totally snapped her radish, sent me one of the nastiest email I ever received. I deleted her email address from my contacts immediately. Every time a group of us got together from work which was about 3 times a year, I would walk around the outside of the room to stay away from her as much as possible...she caught me...and wanted to know why I wouldn’t talk with her any more. I made her cry then I felt bad....tuff shit, haven’t talked with her in over ten years or more!
When Bill Clinton was in office and having a problem in the Oval Office I was in Germany. The Germans thought the Americans where frig’in nuts pissing away all the money just to get him out of office..
Oh ya...the putter got me too....laugh'in
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