The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
She then looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments, a man named Wayne at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes," said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Not a bad idea. ;-)
ReplyDeleteGood for Wayne.
ReplyDeleteprobably wouldn't be too bad because each and every one of those golf clubs would be shoved up in a particular orifice so the bag by itself wouldn't be that heavy.. He on the other hand would have a hell of a time getting around..
ReplyDeleteGeez, Why Not... I don't ever want to get on your bad side. lol
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