A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.
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Someone has been looking at Gene Tracy jokes on Youtube:)
Timt49...I never knew that, I got this one in an email this morning.
charlie doesn't think that joke is funny. (My father once told me that mustard on a cat's butt has the same effect.)
At first I thought it was a joke I used to tell but soon discovered it wasn't.
Orbs, I'm sure Charlie wouldn't like it at all. Yikes!
Yeh, I first heard it on an 8 track tape back in the early 70's
Check out Gene Tracy, even if they aren't very funny, he has a way of telling then that still gets a laugh..
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